I normally shy away from posting things from The Onion, but this is far too good to ignore.

Iraq, Kentucky Vie For World Shooting-Into-The-Air Supremacy

"In terms of vocal style, they are again different yet similar, with the gun wielders of each region doing their best to drown out their weapon's report through fervent yelling of their native calls," Resnais continued. "Though they may have different meanings, the cries of 'Yeeeee-haw!' and 'Allahu akbar!' are, in spirit, not actually all that different."

Excellent.

Posted 1:56 PM by Jackson Cooper |